The Past Is Present

The best hardcore metal band on Staten Island!
I went to see The Past Is Present and they kicked ass!
by Double V October 23, 2006
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skunk paste

Farting so much you build up a stink paste on your underwear you can smell through Levi's.
I can smell that guy's skunk paste from across Wal-Mart.
by Salty Goat Dog March 18, 2017
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Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.
Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.
by The Wedding Crasher April 11, 2011
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boob paste

people with small boobs (male/female) put lotion on there boobs to avoid dryness and chaffing
boob paste is nasty
by awesome man 2131313 August 18, 2011
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Blast From The Past

Ignore the erotic definitions made by horny teens below, but a blast from the past is something that was made from the past, but its very amazing, even to the present day.
Person 1: Whoa, Super Mario Bros for the NES is such a blast from the past!
Pesron 2: I know, right!
by SireSatire April 10, 2021
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Blast from the past

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.
Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022
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half past dan

the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.

dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan

other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression

at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
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"ha....no"

"oh no its half past dan again... gonna have to be careful"
by the dean of deans January 14, 2012
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