Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.
Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.
by Fasters May 02, 2022
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woke millennial

A Millennial that has surpassed the limitations of the human brain and performed something either very smart or unbelievably stupid, and therefore is considered woke.
Person 1: My boy put black construction paper over his computer screen to hide the fact that it was on!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!
by Brreverie May 02, 2019
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Finna Woke

Finna Woke means "I love you" in millennial. It can also mean when a person is superfly or chill.
"Dude, you're finna woke."
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woke psychosis

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.
My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC
by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019
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Woke Warrior

Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.
Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.
by MurrMiteFish9 May 01, 2022
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Stay woke

Stay woke means to understand the real world and to look everything and think twice because things can change in a second, to look deep and know what to permanently take something into your life, to know everything that’s fake or sus around you and to know when to cut people off .
Two faced people all around, people need to stay woke about it .
by Cathcart August 10, 2019
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woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.
Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
by desuforeverlulz August 16, 2011
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