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A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.
Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.
by torngc May 30, 2017
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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When people who hoard knowledge gather online for a display of who knows what more than the other. Topics range from masculinity to feminism.
“Have you seen the cureent woke olympics between Democrats and Republicans?”you need to get unblocked to see the other side of the wall.
by at Ramzzy underscore February 06, 2019
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