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needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.
by Coolzville October 13, 2020
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Rock the needles

When your in a MMF three way and the woman is in the center on her knees giving double hand jobs for the finish.
Sally sure did rock the needles last night! Handjobs facial moneyshot
by Icet3003 October 24, 2016
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Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts
Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow
by Cat cakes April 19, 2024
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Needle-camel

Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.

Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved
All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!
by Ferryhouse May 7, 2022
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Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.
Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.
by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025
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Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
mugGet the Hairy needlesmug.

Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle
Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick
by Saucemane April 13, 2022
mugGet the Needle dickmug.

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