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"Can I please have some newdles?"
"Yes, I can send you some newdles, sir"
Newdles by newdles July 22, 2009

Because Chico needed the money 

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"

Needlenose 

A person whose methodical, over-disciplined ways continually irritate neighbors and co-workers by this person insistance of the same attention to detail and order from others. A person who is so consumed by the repetitiveness of his work that he he takes things too seriously and sucks the life out of the laughter and fun around him. A person so detailed, he misses the big picture.
Mr. Doe, a Needlenose, wrote a bullet-pointed list about a bullet pointed list and proceeded to instruct someone to put out a fire by first telling the person to identify the temperature in the room compared to the adjoining room, divided by the height of the flame minus the number of flames...and once identified, with your left hand, grab a bucket, and toss 1,233 scoops of water with a coffee scoop. Proceed to pour onto open flame.
Needlenose by SevenDeez July 22, 2010

Citation Needed 

A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.
Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed.

Cody: Yeah, I heard that elephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed.
Citation Needed by SIRdroosef May 22, 2009
Word of the Day on May 12, 2010

needlepoint 

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.
Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.
needlepoint by mike April 10, 2004
THE best and worst gun in halo. On easy, it takes alot of individual needles, but if you fill someone with needles it REALLY,REALLY hurts. Also one of the coolest looking projectiles in ANY FPS (it fires little pink needles 4 fucks sakes!)
Dude1: why dont exploding needles do more damage individually?
Dude2: because ur gay.....
Dude1: U fuck, eat fully automatic needles!!!!!!!!!
Dude2: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH PINK DEATH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Dude1: EAT PINK MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!
needler by Dudeman01 May 13, 2005