Conversation mites

People who doesn't contribute to a conversation in any meaningful way and clutter the conversation

Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place

Steve: Have you seen the new movie?

Paul: Lol

Fred: Yeah and it was trash

Paul: Lmao

Steve: oh.

Paul: Lol

Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up

by CertainJeff August 27, 2023

Cover Conversation

A fake conversation you have to distract or cover what you are really doing.

So I was looking at this girl but did not want her to notice so I started a cover conversation with my buddy.

by Hay Ray April 29, 2011

homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.

"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"

by justicerei January 17, 2012

orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

by travipross June 4, 2014

CE (Conversation Ender)

A response that is deliberately used to end a text/verbal conversation.

Typically, millennials will use emoji(s) or other one-word responses as their CE of choice

Older generations are more polite and use CEs such as "Alright, well that's all I have." or "I have to run, but it was great catching up with you!"

The most common CE is "I love you" when talking with a significant other or family member.

Grandma: I was going to win, but then Boras got BINGO first so I lost. I'm really upset.
You: I love you
Grandma: Okay Love you, bye!
'Hang Up

Don't CE (Conversation Ender) me right now, we're still talking!

She ain't interested bro
How do you know?
She just CEd me again

Boy: That's so funny. I can't believe you did that. You're so silly
Girl: Smiley Face

by elmasterking January 3, 2017

coyote conversation

When someone starts a conversation, then keeps talking without shutting up and traps you in an endless stream of babble until you are ready to do anything, even chewing your own arm off to escape!

She started off talking about her latest relationship and went on and on without stopping. After half an hour, I literally had to pretend that I was sick and ran to the bathroom to get away. It was a total coyote conversation!

by La La Cuervo June 14, 2018

Homework Conversation

The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.

Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation

by Pastazone October 25, 2018