Mokin

Mix between Messing and Joking..

Naw man we jus mokin.

by Jordan =] November 29, 2007

Mokin

Its the raunchier version of the fake moustache. A phenomenon sparked by Members of the republic of Movember who fail to grow a substantial mo. The fake moustache used often resembles a Merkin rather than a real mo.

Mokin can also refer to a moustache that is poorly maintained or is one of sparse or irregular growth and resembles pubic hair rather than facial hair.

Hey mate, that mo looks like it belongs between your legs... is it a merkin? Ha, of course not, it's a Mokin!

by StarRez Mo Bro March 31, 2009

Monkified

Something that is fucked up beyond repair.

This retards body was burned, it’s all monkified!

by Monkified December 23, 2020

Putter Monkies

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

by putter_monkies May 9, 2013

mondishabin

Usually has no particular meaning and is yelled by a man between the ages of 30-80 at various sporting events during a brief space of crowd silence in order expose one's frustration and sporting point-of-views.,for further meaning ask former socceroos dropkick, rednob, robbie slater for the full meaning of mondishabin

Aidan screamed "mondishabin" (MON-DIE-SHAR-BIN) at scott mclaren because he is a fuckwit

by ruddagar jones September 3, 2008

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

Monding

Males bonding

Fred and I are just chilling tonight and monding over a game of beer pong

by Jazzy S October 1, 2010