butt-monkeys

An ape, usually male, with an unhealthy, unbearable and frustratingly, ineffably unendurable habit of barrance (i.e. barring someone) He is seemingly heedless of or otherwise not concerned with, the feelings of those he bars, making him hated and despised in many cases (not that he notices, or even cares for that matter).

1. He is a buttmonkey, and i hate him most odiously for it.

by luKx July 17, 2004

The Arctic Monkeys

Band from england, awesome music asshole band members

"dude did you see that interview with the Arctic Monkeys?"

"Yeah man those guys make great songs but they are assholes!"

by Carson Wham September 30, 2008

Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

Monkeyitis

Noun - Pathology.

A reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite sex who are not available for a relationship.

Also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.

Origin - 2000s; English: Monkey + itis.

"What happened to that girl you liked?"

"Yeah, well, it was going well until 'Monkeyitis' struck again"

"Ah shit man, that's tough".

by Monkey1991 December 27, 2009

Monkeyism

A religion where the devout believers of this religion are monkey men and believe that God is a monkey

monkey the believer

Monke the God

monkey temple/jungle a church for Monkeyism

Monke man Pope or Cardinal

I am a devout Monkeyism believer

by Everybody is a monkey May 1, 2022

Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

monkeys

Monkeys, the apex predator. Earth's number one most majestic and intelligent lifeforms. They like bananas. One day the monkey community will overthrow the rest of the rainforest and soon will rule the world. We will be the monkey's slaves. our only purpose will be to supply them with bananas. Know your place, sincerely, the monkeys.

I want to have sex with a monkey. Monkeys are cool.

by monkeybacterialtissue August 9, 2020