knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

mongolian monsoon

A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.

I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!

by marky's mark December 28, 2007

mongletard

mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.

Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

Beer Monger

When your buddy forces you to drink with them with scare tactics, he is a beer monger.

Alright, jeez, I'll go to the pub, quit being a beer monger

by Smlggs August 22, 2014

Mongolian Industries

A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing

"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"

"Huh?"

"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"

"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

mangels

best name in the entire world to have belonging to the best family in the worl

The last name Mangels is the best.

by kyle mangels June 6, 2009

Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

by Eric Hunt April 18, 2007