chloe mitchell

A slag who’ll sleep with anybody.

Can’t even get hold of a sensible phone

Omg chloe Mitchell is so desperate she sleeps with anybody, begs her phone provider for a new phone pretending that it blew up.

by Connerisag May 11, 2020

Ryan Mitchell Maneuver

A maneuver where you drive your car down a railroad track while a train is approaching. Immediately followed by jumping out of the vehicle and letting the train hit it to stop the train from advancing.

"Oh no, he's using the Ryan Mitchell Maneuver!"

"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"

by TheDrifter101 December 27, 2019

Joni Mitchell

Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.

"Blue" is one of those albums you'll never get sick of.

by KyLe March 24, 2005

charlie mitchell

a chocolate leprachaun then laughs when he runs because the grass tickles his balls

the charlie mitchell is laughing bc the grass is so high

by jimmy stiner May 18, 2009

Mr. Mitchell

A psychotic wood shop teacher. Cusses at the students and yells at everyone. Likes to eat dogs and cats, drinks coffee a lot, and looks like the michelin man. Likes Latex Ladies.

“Yoo Mr. Mitchell told us he eats dogs”

“Mr Mitchell is choking his chicken in the tool room”

by Lmao Whyy January 22, 2019

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Dirty Mitchell

Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!

Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend

by Dopestuff123 October 21, 2019