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Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
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Mister Whippy

A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.
Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.
Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.
by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008
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Les Misérables

A novel written by Victor Hugo, first published in 1862, that has film and musical adaptations.
Consisting of 5 parts, all of which are set in different times, the novel can be considered as 5 volumes rather than the 1 book.

The most well known and regarded part is set in June 1832 and based loosely around the June rebellion. Important characters and dates in this section are accurate as Victor Hugo (the author) was present for part of said rebellion.
Les Misérables also happens to be the best selling musical of all time. It was first opened and performed in English on the 8th of October, 1985 by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
The film was released in 2012.
Les Misérables is amazing but the film casting, as well as the casting in previous musical productions, has sparked conflict within fans. Fans of the novel are often not fond of the musical as it is inaccurate,
by Permets-tu January 2, 2015
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Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.
RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty
by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003
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gold miner

Anyone who has an interest in dating East Asians
Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???
by Scotty Shaw March 4, 2008
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mister blank

A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.
Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
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