All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

by excuses... July 1, 2009

make it up to you

A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.

"Sorry I stood you up, I'll make it up to you!"

by Jyezaaa January 6, 2017

Makaylee

She is an amazing girl.she is funny, sweet, and likes to make jokes.
She likes to read and learn more about the world and wants to help people in some way
She also enjoys fandoms and video games and is a good friend to geek out with
She is the kind of person that you become friends with right away
She can be very blunt at times and always speaks her mind, she's a good friend to ask for advice
She is normally short or "pint sized" a fun thing to do at Christmas is change their contact to "my elf friend"
She cares about her friends very much and wouldn't hesitate to kill for them if it came to that even if you're only middle schoolers
She is the kind of girl that already has a plan for when the zombie apocalypse happens and has spent multiple hours thinking of the places to go and who to save
She doesn't enjoy being social and normally has a fairly small friend group
Is the kind of friend that senses you need to feel better at 3 am and will send you memes
Also sends memes at random times and will send them at 3 am even if you don't need them

Hey Makaylee did you hear they are trying to make zombies a thing in Russia?
Yes and I'm saying this now, I'm leaving you behind
Wait why?!
You can't shoot, fight, don't know much about medical things, and you have asthma.You're pretty much already dead
...good point

by Lance Lance revolution January 4, 2018

to make party

The Belgian escalation of normal partying, whereby an individual or group of individuals increase the amount of alcohol imbibed and reach a nirvana-like state of inebriation, rave-like dancing, and overall extreme fun-having and memory loss. Derived from the modified English of partying, this phrase represents a true commitment to creating an epic night full of non-remembering memories, and therefore good morning-after stories.

Guy #1: "Are we making party tonight?"
Girl #1: "Ehhhhhhhhh I'm not sure, I'm kind of tired. I was thinking of merely partying tonight. I don't know if I have the energy to make party..."
Guy #2: "Legends, listen, I just chonged a triple of gin, it's time to make party!"
Girl #1: "Ok... well, some supply me with several tequila shots, and let's go to Cindies to make party like there's no tomorrow!"

by The Maker of Party February 22, 2011

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009

Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009

Macey

Macey is the best looking girl in the world. Ugh don’t get me started she is sooooo beautiful. Her eyes are like the stars and plus she has the best hair in the universe. She is so good at sports like softball and basketball. Omg she is soo smart. Over all the best girl in the universe.

Omg there’s Macey

by Ollie-ver May 1, 2019