lumpy bronwyn

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.

dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn

by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

lurvy

ADJ: One who is devoted or committed to someone or something. A caretaker or supporter with fanatical & zealous devotion or ambitions. Usually in politics or religion.

In Charlotte's Web by E.B. White, Lurvy was the Zuckerman's farmhand and devoted to Wilbur as well as the other animals on the farm.

It is evident that Jacinda Ardern's lurvies got her reelected in 2020.

A die-hard MAGA proponent is a lurvy for Donald Trump's ambitions.

by The Mad Diner September 27, 2023

Lumpy Rutherford

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

by mmalcontent November 12, 2023

lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.

Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.

by Shailushai December 22, 2023

Luray

The most beautiful, amazing, funny girl in the world. If you get a chance to be around her then you will be the happiest you will ever be. If you are lucky enough to date her don’t ever let her go. Shes the most sweetest person you’ll ever meet. You will never find another girl like her

person 1: Have you met Luray?
person 2: No
Person 1: Shes soooo amazing

by drakelover2000 January 28, 2024

Lumpy Head

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

by Birdryder February 22, 2024

luryah

Gay but dresses straight and is super funny with amazing smile she also is bipolar so don’t get on her bad side besides that she will love you as long as you treat her better

Luryah was happy until the teacher failed her

Luryah was great at basketball until her friend said get t the bench

by Reyan March 13, 2024