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Long Haired Grob 

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.
''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''

long island clam chowder

When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out
Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box

Long Island Cheesecake 

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.

Long-dirt 

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".
Long-dirt by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014

Long-Ball Lari 

The disturbingly descended, elongated testicles, resembling that of a goat
1. "Dude, your nasty goat-balls are hanging out your basketball shorts, Long-Ball Lari"
2. "Get your Long-Ball Laris out of my fresh New York style cheesecake!"

Long Sleeve Party Shirt 

A long sleeve party shirt is a crop top or cleavage exposing shirt, that is worn in the wintertime and obviously has long sleeves. It is a shirt that is slutty, but looks warm too!
I need to find a long sleeve party shirt for the party tonight.