link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.

I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.

by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014

link trauma

Link trauma is the sense of unease that comes from viewing a link that leads to content that is shocking, obscene, and/or disgusting. It tends to result in the need for both eye bleach and immediate browser history clearing.

fluffybunnies: OMG, i have the worst link trauma right now

asstard2000: wtf? what happened?

fluffybunnies: some asshole linked me to some heinous japscat! what has been seen cannot be unseen!

fluffybunnies: GAHHHH!

by tentaclebombs October 16, 2009

Link Out

'Link out' is a term expressing separation of one's self from the current surroundings.
Often used in overly dramatic megalomaniacal monologues presented by self-absorbed narcissistic sociopaths.
Other variations of this term include LinkOuT' ,'Rink Out', 'Wrink Out', 'Lin Kout'.

After years of frustration, dumb Johnny finally decided to link out of his toxic relationships.

by stherdichøvternsten December 14, 2021

Link and Crash

STL phenomenon. Linking up with someone you have beef with then Crashing out. Often initiated with a text, usually ends up with the cops being called

Man 1: that one mf ManMan just texted me “link and crash” cause he heard what I said about his mom

Man 2: Aw shit here we go

by 314eva June 28, 2023

System Link

When you and your significant other align your nipples and press them together.

"Last night Janice and I system linked. It was sweet."

by sometingwong January 20, 2017

Dusty-Link

Dusty-Link is a youtuber who does gaming videos, vlogs, unboxings, let's plays, challenges, music, art, stop motions, and much more, he is not popular, but still loves youtube, and all his subscribers.

Dusty-Link is a youtuber.

by Dusty-Link January 13, 2019

link-like

The act of 'liking' somebodies link posted on Facebook or any other social networking site.

Hey, thanks for that link-like on that video i found

by Telemachus0 April 10, 2011