Learn

I mean, you say that but you're still just doing what you're doing.

Hym "I mean, yeah, you don't ever seem to learn do you? It's weird that you can acknowledge that what you're doing isn't working yet still you persist. But that's fine. If you won't learn your lesson on your own, the child-murder will teach you."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

The constant back-tracking and history repeats in General Motors' decision making.

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Chevy,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Opel,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Corvette,

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

by IronicÉire April 5, 2025

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Learned On

When a teacher finds an educational resource that seems great, and they’re excited to use it.

Hey Ms.Walsh, the new Writing Kit is so good I’m getting learned on!

by Mizz-oh12 March 11, 2022

Learning Curb

Learning on the side of the road

But Mom, Its a Learning curb!

by TheRedMage_2022 January 26, 2023

learning

school is a place where people go and learn. It’s not only for kids but also for teachers. Kids learn their ABC’s and the teacher learn that they will never be as young as the kids. The kids learn how to write an essay and the teacher learn that they should always assign essays just so they can feel the pain of having to read and grade hundreds of random words on a paper. The kids learn how to paint a happy photo of their family and the teachers learn that they will never have that. The kids learn how to pass letters in class and the teachers learn to never read them. The kids learn, the teachers regret.

Person 1: pass this to the person next to you

teacher: what’s going on

give me that

(reads it)

Shocked/scared/confused

WHAT IS THIS

You are supposed to be learning not passing each other notes that says THIS

by closetofame June 4, 2023

Ready Set Learn

a preschool block that aired on TLC from December 28, 1992 to September 29, 2008 and Discovery Kids from 1996 to October 10, 2010. It ran from 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 6:00am to 9:00am) on TLC, and 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 9:00am to 2:00pm) on Discovery Kids. From December 28, 1992 to 1997, it was hosted by Rory Zuckerman from Rory's Place, and from 1997 to February 24, 2003

As of September 30, 2008, Ready Set Learn programs now air only on Discovery Kids; TLC now airs repeats of their regular programming in the 6-9am ET timeslot

by Wendysfg June 29, 2023