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Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.
Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.
Landing the Minerals by Rallisman February 9, 2024
to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.
example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom
langing by gangemi February 23, 2024

Landing Bug 

A thing in "TrackMania Nations Forever" which is triggered by landing on the ram at a weird angle causing you to lose speed. It is also the cause of the hate of dirt roads because the entire road is prone to landing bugs.
Landing Bug by YoshiGPLS July 28, 2024

Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga) 

You lying

Used in a Sentence

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner
Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga)

Bro you lanning
Niggas lanning bruh
Gurl, she a lanner

Langing gear 

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose
The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*
Getting asked to tie someone elses shoe laces
Yo start lacing me rn!
Lacing by Cyclore February 3, 2025