laark

verb; ruining parties, driving by the party while the man in the passenger seat gives you oral gratification (only used for guys). a more general use of this verb can be found in men doing sexual acts with other men

guy1: dude i totally laarked that party. we should go by and stalk people there

guy2: sounds great. up for some road head on the way?

guy1: yes! i was hoping you'd ask

by Dickie V November 29, 2009

Labattomy

What happens when you've had too much Labatt.

Johnny, a hosehead, experienced a Labattomy the first time he went to a bar in Canada.

by CycloneDolly March 25, 2011

labort

verb. Regret of a decision that you didn't think through all the way.

I thought a 6 movie Kevin Costner marathon would be fun, 8 hours in and I labort it.

by Tofu Katsu December 14, 2011

laboratARGHies!

laboratory:

1. a room, building or institution equipped for scientific research, experimentation or analysis
2. a place where chemicals, drugs or microbes are prepared or manufactured.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

laboratARGHies!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about laboratories.

"laboratARGHies!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 14, 2013

laborbater

Someone who jerks off at work, or someone who jerks off when they should be working.

I hate working with Joe, he's such a laborbater

by Fyreguy May 20, 2014

labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.

"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"

by geoleogin October 24, 2015

labanfreude

The act of being set up with the uglier of multiple sisters.

From the bible where Laban tricks Jacob into marrying his less attractive daughter.

Hey bro that labanfreude just blows, how could he set you up with Ethel instead Jackie!

by biblefreakz March 10, 2016