Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

Jesse Perring by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

Jesse Jerker 

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

Jesse Jerker by X@ February 12, 2008

Jessica Hall 

A wonderful name that means "gracious gift from God".
A girl you are lucky to know. Jessica's tend to have the brightest smiles. They usually give you full attention & have an intense stare that can be intimidating, but they are so sweet there is no need to be intimidated. If you are a guy & you let a Jessica get away then you are a dumb shit because Once a Jessica loves, she loves forever. Jessica's deserve guys that will go to the ends of the earth, & walk on fire to be with them. That's how amazing they are. Jessica's are also good friends that are always there for a friend in need. They are Loyal, kind & forgiving. Anyone who would take advantage of or lie to a Jessica is a worthless piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live. If you have ever wronged a Jessica you should be eternally ashamed of yourself.

Jessica's stand up for what is right, & tend to do the right thing. They are never to proud to say sorry if they do the wrong thing. Basically Jessica's are amazing.

person1: Jessica Hall rox my sox dude
person2: Jessica Hall effing kicks epic ass
person1: No shyt mane...wanna ring her up?
person2: Nah dude she's way outta our league.

Jessica Hall by Miss_Merody November 5, 2011

Jesse Rutherford 

The hottest band member of The Neighbourhood. Has dope style. Rocks beanies, leather jackets with no shirt, and Nikes high tops. His body is completely tatted. Everything is in Black & White. Writes the lyrics to the songs and is the lead singer. Jesse is also a total pussy slayer.

Fan girl 1: "Did you see Jesse Rutherford last night?"
Fan girl 2: "Omg yes! He is one fine looking boy, I'd tap that any day."

Jesse Rutherford by originalhoodlum777 September 22, 2013

Jesse 

Jesse is the type of person that everyone loves. Not only is he very intelligent but also a great Person in total. He is not the type of guy to pick a fight with but only because he knows he will win. Make sure you don't start an argument with him either because he WILL make you look like an absolute idiot. He can be a very nice guy but only if you are nice to him. He enjoys sports and is everything you would hope for. If you are a girl that is reading this, Jesse would be the best person you would ever meet. He wont only just hang out with you but will also care about you. He is always super laid back and can be funny. Jesse is strong, Good looking, smart, honest, can keep a secret, and just a great person in total.

hes a great person/ a jesse.

Jesse by The guy u like November 14, 2016

Jessica 

Jessica is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. So to summarize, Jessica is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.

Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Jessica

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man

Jessica by Rooooooooooot66 January 19, 2017

Jesse 

A drug addict who teamed up with his old chemistry teacher who has cancer to cook meth in an RV

Jesse! we need to cook, JESSE!

Jesse by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking April 21, 2022