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jasper

A small town that sick rides every chance they get. They are also scammers and they all broke dab. The females are ran through and share the same dudes. Grown men also talk to little kids. Everybody in that town shares eachother even if they’re in the same friend group. Whataburger line be way too long just for my food to be cold and incorrect. Oh don’t forget they also with something strange for a piece of change/shoes.
dave:have you been to jasper
devin:yea the some dick riding ass niggas
dave: on crip
by willy ray April 5, 2021
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'imagine being jasper thats so cool'
by Squeegie_ April 6, 2021
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Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.
My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.
by Yispa April 21, 2021
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Jasper

Jasper is has a huge penis and suffers incredibly of huge-penis-disease. He stays strong although his troubles.
"yo is that jasper! i heard he has huge-penis-disease."
by bsjsbsbbsbebd November 3, 2021
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Jasper is the hottest shiz on Earth he's a Beast he will fucking destroy you!😈😈😈😤👊 You better run when you see this dude all the hoes want him he's literally #THEBozo!
by Jasper der Baboooo November 20, 2021
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theos boyfriend 😐😐😐🏳️ 🌈
oh hey jaspers really attractive or whatever the fuck 🤯🤯🤯

yeah you might want to fuck off that’s the emo kids boyfriend 😕😕😕😕😕
by yesthisistheo November 20, 2021
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jasper is a hyper-active person. the personification of a golden retriever puppy, they’re fun, loud, funny and have a cute personality. they’ll make you laugh and they’ll always show that they care about you. not the best at giving advice but they do their best and always listen, and that’s enough. one of the best friends you’ll ever have. they’re a little forgetful though, remind them to bring their inhaler and headphones everywhere with them
“jasper, remember to take your headphones and inhaler with you. you can’t die before me”
by niko_nova November 20, 2021
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