Jaffa cake

A sexual act where you lick your partners ear and proceed to lick out the orange ear wax and immediately stick your ear wax tongue in your partners asshole creating the orange brown delight similiar to a jaffa cake.

Hey wanna go get some ice cream? Nah im gonna take a Jaffa cake from Susan.

by StrangerLittleDanger January 17, 2019

Jefferson

An asshole who loves noone. Will lead you on and say he loves you only to dump your ass.

There was this guy who added me on snap then ghosted me
sounds like a Jefferson

by koolkid88 January 29, 2020

Jeffer

A Missouri term that means a girl/guy that associates with multiple amount of the opposite gender. Could be leading multiple amount of the opposite gender on.

Dang bro, Tom told me about Kaitlyn you can't cuff her she's a jeffer.

He's such a jeffer.

by tyiler November 19, 2016

Jeffed

An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.

After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.

by ver Boyer August 7, 2008

Jaff

jaff is the name of a person,and means the trusthworthy,handsome,loving,kind,never likes to upset anyone,something that is perfect.also means shearer.

jaff my my friend,worked together with him and has discovered his great potentails.

by sanu December 26, 2003

Jefferson

Dropping a "Jefferson" is when you go number 2, poop, crap, deuce, drop the kids off at the pool, etc.

Thomas Jefferson is on the $2 bill. When you "take or drop a Jefferson, you are going number 2". It is a nicer, more educated sounding way of taking a crap.

"You all hike on ahead....I'm going behind this large live oak tree to drop a Jefferson."

Setting: School library
Teacher: "Where's Johnny?"
Student: "Mrs. B., you know that he can't spend more than 10 minutes in here without having to take a Jefferson."

by TallyTown November 12, 2010

thomas jefferson

the least diverse high school known to man.
the place is full of white preppy kids and asians who think theyre black.
the teachers are hard as balls. it doesnt fucking make sense.

everyone at tj thinks im fucked up because i listen to music about killing people

by niggasense February 26, 2005