hofferbecker

A person that can never be taken seriously, in any situation

He wasnt serious man, dude is a total hofferbecker

by Necklace_Pearl April 21, 2023

Hoffman

A carefree and fun loving guy who loves to say the N-word as much as he loves riding bikes with men.

Hey did you hear what that racist said? You mean the Hoffman over there.

by EggLord1980 July 11, 2023

hoffnapping

The act of stealing life-sized promotional cutouts of David Hasselhoff

People have started hoffnapping cutouts of the latest ad campaign

by seekerofnonsense February 29, 2024

Hoffer

Getting a hat trick in practice

Yesterday I had 3 practice goals so I had a Hoffer

by SussyBaka42069 April 4, 2024

hoffbrau

A piece or sometimes multiple peices of meat that Stayin’s like to gnaw on

No white wine for me. I think I was on a Hoffbrau

by Witzenslacks July 8, 2024

Hoffpauir

An Americanized German surname deprived from Hofbauer. Hoffpauir is pronounced HoffPOWER and not HoffPAIR.. Though many Americans seem to think differently

Teacher calling roll: (first name) Hoff.. Huh, how do you pronounce it?
Student: "Hoffpauir."
Teacher: Ooo~ Exciting

by SnazzyCheeks March 1, 2026

Hoffycock

Looks like a penis but smaller.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

by The Hoffycock December 23, 2024