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Hoffpauir

An Americanized German surname deprived from Hofbauer. Hoffpauir is pronounced HoffPOWER and not HoffPAIR.. Though many Americans seem to think differently

Teacher calling roll: (first name) Hoff.. Huh, how do you pronounce it?
Student: "Hoffpauir."
Teacher: Ooo~ Exciting

by SnazzyCheeks March 1, 2026