goucheberry

(n. from, "goon", "douche" and "berry" a triple portmanteau word)
1. An extremely embarassing and pathetic individual. (see twatburgler )

Did you hear Kyle going on and on about his muscles?
-Fucking goucheberry!

by Michelangelo9999 January 2, 2009

Gronchy

What a car or truck or motorcycle is like when the shifter requires several throws to achieve the next gear, the reason being anything from a maladjusted clutch plate to a set of synchronizers that have burned out.

First gear to second in this thing is gronchy.

by Farty McCrablice March 21, 2017

guffy gouche

Just when you're sat down and you fart it goes forward

Oi Ollie did u just let rip a guffy gouche

Yeah ma G I did

Ahhhh Grimm

by Mcgeorgia August 9, 2017

Balls Deep in Groucho

A self-induced difficult/precarious situation

Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do?

I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.

by Tronathan January 25, 2007

Gouch

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

Gouch

-verb. To gouch, gouching, gouched. ( Pronunciation: gooch )

Using some laceration or wound as an orifice with which to have sex with, an act most commonly practised in mens' prisons. A highly unsanitary, desperate way to get your rocks off while incarcerated.

"Did you hear about that kid down at the workhouse? Lost in a slice fight. They found him half dead and gouched in the arm an hour later."

"Eech..."

by Josko April 30, 2008

Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014