glimple

A simple glimpse of a lovely moment

We had a glimple moment at celebrating Mother's Day

by pstarman123 July 1, 2023

Mungey Gimp

A vagina.

She got the Mungey Gimp Up in my face

by What... the fuck? November 23, 2015

bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017

cunt gimp

An idiotic character that displays cuntish behaviour while wearing various masks, usually that of a pig or goat, also known as silly cunt or gimpy

Fuck off you cunt gimp of society

by Cuntgimp February 23, 2017

river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017

Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".

Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.

by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019

Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.

“John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”

by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021