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This word is commonly mistaken for "Coin purse" which we all know refers to the sac of skin that encloses the testes and allows them to produce sperm and store it at a lower temperture to the body. Usually the result of a misunderstanding or a miscommunication.

me: would you mind shaving my coin purse?
you: Goimpers?
me: Yeah, coin purse.
you: Goimpers?
me: Coin purse.
you: wait... what?

Goimpers by Dominic Drexel January 26, 2006

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Gompers

1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore

Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!

Gompers by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009

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gompers

A clean-shaven pair of testicles which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.

Chilling one's gompers would result in a tasty delight that would please many.

gompers by gompers March 1, 2011

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Glimpers

Looks gained from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Bloke: Did you see she just gave me glimpers
Mate: Nah, she was giving 'em me.

Glimpers by LockwoodUnlimited July 1, 2007

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gompers

An exclamitory phrase, used by American History enthusiasts. Originionally came from the name of Samuel Gompers, an advocate for the work force in the late 1800's

Guy 1: Dude, I just figured out that my grandpa died...
Guy 2: Gompers!

gompers by Kolya December 20, 2004

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gompers

The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.

(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"

gompers by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004

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Gompers

A species of tropical bengal tiger, indigenous to central Kansas which possess an uncanny taste for the private parts of young boys.

"Damn boy! Didjoo hear about that Gompers who attacked at Love Box the other day and chomped off that little boy's sponkey?!"

Gompers by Ashton, March 10, 2008

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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