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Glittersexual

A person whose sexual identity is so complex, unique, and special that they can literally only make love to jars of glitter. Nothing else could possibly understand their supremely sparkly needs. In effect, their needs by virtue of existence outweigh not only the moral majority, but also the minority; those in society who actually have sexuality issues that exist. Thereby, a Glittersexual accomplishes the monumental philosophical feat of re-marginalizing those who actually wish to be understood, rather than misunderstood, as they do, using an otherwise real social justice issue to vie for the coveted postmodern ideal of unassailable special-ness. Their typical philosophy is not concerned with consistency, or even ideas that matter or make sense, but on the contrary, they seek the philosophical position which is as nonsensical as possible, and therefore unique and special enough to justify whatever is necessary to keep showering in tubs of sparkly, new-age self-righteousness.
"If we have to put a label on my sexuality... I guess you could call me a Glittersexual."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."
by thisguyisaguy April 17, 2016
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glitteracy

total confidence in putting together glittery, flashy, over-the-top fashion ensembles
Dolly Parton is the master of glitteracy.
by Boss Brian May 4, 2009
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Glitter Machine

My friends threw a party and I got got in a glitter machine.
by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010
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ass glitter

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.
Damn
Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!
by Dr. Bohan September 22, 2008
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Glittery

The mood one enjoys when they hustle past happy, hang a left at giddy and ride that bad boy all the way to Glittery Town.
After a couple blunts, Sarah went from just being happy to being GLITTERY!
by Brighteyes508 January 13, 2009
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Glitterfuck

an adjective describing the act of being so awesome ur considered as a glitterfucker.
Jeffree Star is so glitterfuck >:D
by IzRaelGlitter March 11, 2010
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clitter glitter

Glitter that makes your clitoris sparkle
Scotty Becks wanted to make the Brackenator sparkle with some clitter glitter
by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015
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