A person whose sexual identity is so complex, unique, and special that they can literally only make love to jars of glitter. Nothing else could possibly understand their supremely sparkly needs. In effect, their needs by virtue of existence outweigh not only the moral majority, but also the minority; those in society who actually have sexuality issues that exist. Thereby, a Glittersexual accomplishes the monumental philosophical feat of re-marginalizing those who actually wish to be understood, rather than misunderstood, as they do, using an otherwise real social justice issue to vie for the coveted postmodern ideal of unassailable special-ness. Their typical philosophy is not concerned with consistency, or even ideas that matter or make sense, but on the contrary, they seek the philosophical position which is as nonsensical as possible, and therefore unique and special enough to justify whatever is necessary to keep showering in tubs of sparkly, new-age self-righteousness.
"If we have to put a label on my sexuality... I guess you could call me a Glittersexual."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."
by thisguyisaguy April 17, 2016
Get the Glittersexual mug.Dolly Parton is the master of glitteracy.
by Boss Brian May 4, 2009
Get the glitteracy mug.Related Words
gelitte
• Glitter
• Glitterdick
• glitterbomb
• glitterally
• glittershit
• Glitteratti
• glitterfuck
• glitterati
• glitter force
by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010
Get the Glitter Machine mug.The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.
Damn
Damn
Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!
by Dr. Bohan September 22, 2008
Get the ass glitter mug.The mood one enjoys when they hustle past happy, hang a left at giddy and ride that bad boy all the way to Glittery Town.
by Brighteyes508 January 13, 2009
Get the Glittery mug.Jeffree Star is so glitterfuck >:D
by IzRaelGlitter March 11, 2010
Get the Glitterfuck mug.by LandysRockCandy January 26, 2015
Get the clitter glitter mug.