Egg 

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)

yo this egg is obese af

Egg by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Egg

"easily cracked"
Another way to call some one a hoe

"Jessica's an egg she let everyone on the football team crack?

Egg by 2078turtles March 29, 2026

Egg

Easily cracked

Another way to call someone a hoe

"Jessica's an egg she let everyone one on the football team crack"

Egg by 2078turtles March 29, 2026

Egg

Someone whose brain is severely underdeveloped — extremely slow, naive, and lacking basic common sense or awareness for their age. They come across as if they never fully matured mentally and are still operating at an early, childlike level of thinking.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend admitted she’s been talking to her ex and hiding messages for weeks. I’m fucking pissed.
Guy 2: Just trust her more, bro. She’s probably just being friendly.
Guy 1: What the fuck? You're such an egg.

Egg by 8ty April 6, 2026

Egg

A New Zealand slang word for a complete fuckwit and/or retard. It can be used as a light-hearted piece of banter or a genuine anger towards someone who you really don't like.

Lighthearted context: *friend 1 does something a little stupid or dimwitted* friend 2: "aye mate, you're being a bit of an egg."

Angry context: *person 1 is being insensitive to the situation* person 2: "oi, you're being a complete fucking egg!"

Egg by teatowelenglishpublications June 6, 2026

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Egg. by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

EGG?! 

“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.

This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.

“EGG?!”

EGG?! by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022