Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

Dork

Someone who is stupid at times. Usually people who are called Abbey or Saxon are known as dorks

“Abbey is such a dork”

by Tommy Princess July 29, 2020

Dirty Doorknob

It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.

She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.

Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.

"I dirty doorknobbed that faggot good!"

by Shawn12345 October 6, 2008

Dorkarific

Having to do with something or someone with extreme dorkness.

Your laugh is totally dorkarific!

"Have a dorkarific day!"

by xxIdkxx July 24, 2009

Dork dick

A penis with an awkward bend.

"Hey, Andy, how did your date go?"
"Not so great. She took one look at my dork dick and left."

by Jorbecca June 22, 2016

doorknob guy

Being as into doorknobs as much as you are into a passionate hobby. So much so that you are denial of it entirely.

Steve is a doorknob guy. He won't ever admit it, but we all know it's true.

by 20Jawless April 7, 2017

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017