derek shingler

a large tub of lard never found on women

derek shingler's body and parts and moobies

by captn patches January 4, 2008

Dereked

A state of utter confusion

Dude, I'm so dereked right now

by ceriwilson123 May 17, 2011

derek carr

A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.

Derek Carr is not an NFL caliber qb

by EW! January 31, 2021

Derek Chauvin

Peace of shit

U know peace of shit( Derek Chauvin) kills George Floyd

for NOTHING

by What is it is May 31, 2020

Derelleh

when a hand-made cigarrette is rolled really well it is a derelleh. (doperolllike)

Peter: Oi man hook us a paper
Skeva: Ohk i just did a derelleh
Peter: ohh thats pretty derellehhhhh

by Duhncan Corleone February 15, 2009

Derek Jeter

A contest in which two guys’ rectums are connected with a rubber tube and both guys eat twelve boxes of raisins; the first person to produce enough pressure to burst the other guy’s colon, wins.

Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.

by hebpro November 6, 2007

Derektrendz

Derektrendz is Instagram famous, but that don't make him nice, he ignores my calls, and he gets too much attention from thirsty girls, Derektrendz is cute, funny, and annoying

"Derektrendz is sooo cute"
"Derektrendz is an ugly tiktoker"

by yourdummy April 30, 2020