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Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.
Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.
by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010
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High Definition

To watch a movie in high definition is to watch it following use of marijuana or other mind blowing substances.
"Dude, I watched Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny last night...in high definition! My brain exploded to shit."
by TheEqualizer September 15, 2009
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Dedication

Dedication
To work hard, and be a cool cat.
Kelsey Lea Cox:)) & Joshua Nathaniel Juenemann show a lot of hard work and dedication, there for they succeed in many things!
by tehrofloctopusyayy August 29, 2010
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word with the most definitions

Emo! Emo has the most definitions on Urban dictionary. At 915, it is coming very close to 1000 and will soon pass it.
Emo is the word with the most definitions on urban dictionary.
by Vozlezhaschikh May 27, 2006
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THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
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Noob, the four main definitions

1.A noob is a in-experienced gamer or someone who is generally in-experienced in any part of life that some people think he or she should be very experienced/knowledgeable of.

2.Completely different from a Newbie, a newbie is someone who has just started a game, task, job, etc, etc and does not have the relavent information or experience to advance to the next level, job status, etc, etc yet.

3.Noob is also a character on the playstation 2 game Mortal Combat Annilation, Noob being a ninja, it is possible that, that character, is one of the reasons why people often call people ninja noobs, if they are relatively fast or if they have lots of agility.

4. Noob is a very opened ended word it can be applied in a manner of ways but mostly it is understood when people use it to explain how much of a in-experienced person someone is. (This specific word is best used when you consider it to be, there is no specific limit on it's use, except that it must at least be relavent to the conversation, other wise you may look like a fool)
Noob, the four main definitions

1. examples of gamer speak.
OMG you stupid Noob, what did you do that for, we could have totally owned/pwned him.

2. Newbie = beginner
Noob = in-experienced person

3. Noob = A character on mortal combat annilation
Ninja noob = someone who is fast and agile, or studies martial arts but is still a beginner, therefore it can be said in either term/case.

4. Bad use of the word Noob
Awww man i can't believe he got the last issue of it, he's totally a noob.

Good use of the word Noob
Why did'nt you help me out when i was attacked, if you did we would'nt have lost, arrrrrrr, you frekin Noob.
by Mali Sharpe December 14, 2008
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