too cooked

a phrase to describe over-ripe fruit

Dude, that kiwi is too cooked, its practically mush

by Big JAC December 18, 2005

CrookedCross

A distant relative to Rurouni Kenshin, this man puts the "probe" into homoprobe and "fag" into homofag. Said to be more flaming than the A&M Bonfire, he populates the IGN Boards and spreads his homoprobic propaganda.

CrookedCross lieks menn.

by That guy. February 25, 2003

Your goose is cooked

You have been pwned!

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!

by chabba October 17, 2006

Crookedry

To practice the art of being a crook during an election year. The democrats invented it but a couple of gangsters show up and showed them how it’s really done.

Don Q and the DOD pulled off a lot of crookedry during the 2018 midterms with the help of Chase Bank!

by Chase Bank October 26, 2018

cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 January 18, 2016

cooked dick

Flamin' Hot anal sex

Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick

by M. Craken May 29, 2016