cottenhead

A girl acceptable to hook up with while intoxicated
but not acceptable to bring home to mom, go out on a date with , or allow to keep clothes at your house

cottenhead :that drunken girl you wake up to and are like WTF happend last night

by randompatrick August 22, 2009

Cotton Shart

Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.

Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012

cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

cotton bomb

When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.

Hey Stefanie, I'm losing my buzz. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and replace my cotton bomb.

by G-Money Spot August 12, 2017

Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

cottonier

A servant whose job is to wipe his or her master's ass post defecation.

Louie XIV had a servant for everything including a cottonier.

by Tree.Skier April 14, 2018