Cali

Cali is a great girl she may not seem perfect at first but she is one you really know her. She can’t keep a secret at all so she is really not a great friend but she is great in bed. She makes all the boy’s heads turn when she walks by. Normally has blonde hair but is be great with black hair also.

Guy 1:“Omg I just told Cali a secret and now it’s everywhere!!”
Guy 2: “get over it she is hot”

by You Don't Know My Name:) January 12, 2018

Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021

Cali

Cali is not just the nickname of a state she is also an amazing girl. Cali is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. She had the best personality and will stay by your side no matter what. She is a friend everyone wishes they had. Is you get a Cali make sure to never lose her. She is crazy and sometimes a little weird but that’s okay because that what makes her Cali. Cali is outright perfect and her blue/green eyes will make you fall in love. Her smile just lights up any room.

Girl 1:that girl is so weird but in the best way,you know who she reminds me of
Girl 2: who?
Girl 1: a cali

by lover89736 April 9, 2018

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Cali

The prettiest and sweetest girl you will ever meet and you will never want to let her go

Cali is the sweetest girl I’ve ever meet

by The hell bender bitch July 13, 2018

Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022

Make it cali

Turn the situation into a gang related situation

"If you wanna make it cali we can do that"

by TheSlangalanger February 10, 2024