the red button

See nuclear button.

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

mong button

generally defined as a wikberg

he likes to press my mong button

by jessicasarahl May 18, 2010

Benjamin Button

The state of looking fake-aged.

Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.

You are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, Benjamin Button, droopy-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen.

by Step Jinleft April 28, 2011

Block Button

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!

luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button

by Ericzander February 23, 2011

cum button

When you jerk off on your stomach, and some of your spooge gets in your belly button. It hardens into an edible button. Kind of like those candy buttons.

After your Mom blew me, I satiated her hunger with a freshly pressed cum button.

by Sweatyygrundle December 9, 2008

Japanese button

Used by the English speaking player base in Square-Enix's MMO: FFXI, as an excuse for the superiority of Japanese players in every aspect of the game.

<JohnSmith>:"OMG why does this frickin jp always claim my VE????"
<SusieQ>:"Its the Japanese button"

by k3nt2 March 29, 2008

button eye

a wry, witty explanation for that sexy... come-hither stare no one can resist.

"He was givin me the button eye so I went over and gave him my number"

by Shmooner September 12, 2005