butt fluid 

The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex.

Teacher: What is 3+3?

Student 1: I smell poop.

Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??

Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.

Teacher: Well, go confess.

Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.

butt fluid by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008

Butt Grape 

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.

Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.

Butt Grape by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008

butt buccaneer

A reference to homesexual activity.

Very similar to: mixing your peanut butter, playing dump truck, doing the chocolate cha cha, fishing for brown trout, and dinner mashing.

Brian is known around work as a butt buccaneer.

butt buccaneer by tv1827 July 27, 2010

Butt Welding 

When two men have so much sex that the receiving partners cheeks get stuck together from the dried man juice like two piece of metal that have been welded. Also a manufacturing term.

Guy: Last night I was with Brian and I Butt Welded him.
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?

Butt Welding by I.B. Bangin' September 5, 2013

butt buy 

When one inadvertently purchases an app or in-app item from one's "smart" phone while it remains in his or her pocket.

Sebastian had to email Groupon to cancel his order of a 10-Speed Waterproof Vibrator after he accidently butt bought it.

Liz made a butt buy of 22222 Boosters in Candy Crush Saga.

butt buy by phehr May 27, 2014

Butt Batter 

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

Butt Batter by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

butt-sucker 

a smoker of tobacco cigarettes, or butts.

don't be a butt-sucker, it's filthy, and not in a good way.

butt-sucker by chuckybubbles December 19, 2008