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biatchy

How you describe someone who's a bitch without swearing. See biatch. If you still don't get what a biatch is, watch Mean Girls. Biatchy = bitchy. sum white rich chix tryn to be ghetto n cool call people biatchy.
teenage white rich girl: Like, OMG, did you like like like see Leslie today? She called Justine a slut! God like she is soooo like biatchy!!!"
by milkncookies September 20, 2005
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biatch-nutz

Calling someone a crazy bitch with the confidence of pronouncing it with a German Accent.
She's crazy! She's such a biatch-nutz!
by Magpi April 21, 2006
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Boner Biting Batch

A prostitute that bites your cock off for fifty bucks!!
Steve: What the fuck is wrong with your dick!

Greg: It got bit off by a boner biting batch
by Sammy Saggysack October 18, 2008
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
by saint November 10, 2004
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Beatch Patch

Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!
by Tripletmomma December 19, 2008
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batchet

A bitch and ratchet combined making a batchet.
You see that girl in a mini skirt talking shit, shes a batchet
by thekingtaco11 May 8, 2014
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Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
by Elvenelder October 22, 2010
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