Braden

A faggot, who loves dick, sucks dick, needs to get busy and come out of the closet, usually really stupid, and sucks at gaming

A good man but a fairy Braden.

by Landowner123 December 12, 2012

Braden Jones

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"

by William Cash March 23, 2009

Bradney

Bradney is that guy. He constantly steals your girls and can bench crazy amounts. He drives a Porsche and makes your car look like shit. He wears shirts with the collars up and constantly flexes. No matter what, you can never stop him from stealing your girl.

Guy 1: “Yo, who’s that driving over here in the Porsche”
Guy 2: “Shit, that’s Bradney, he gonna take my girl and I can’t help it”

by idriveavolvogivemesomeslack June 1, 2019

braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

braden page

a person with an insanely massive penis, like bigger than anyone in the world. if you think u have a bigger penis than braden page think again because you dont, so your a pindick and braden page has an incredibly massive and wide and long and thick cock and balls, and his awesome.
PIECE.

i slept with a guy who had the biggest penis last night!
well braden page's is so much bigger

by travis munchen June 15, 2010

Braydan

A dumb fat cunt that has no friends

Your such a braydan

by Freshly salted December 2, 2018

Braden

Usually an idiot. Has brown hair . Looks like a girl. Normally wears yellow. Sucks at basketball,and all sport. Stays on his phone all day

Jesus christ that guy Braden is a crackhead

by I know you're somewhere December 28, 2017