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blitzkrieg

It is a sexual move where the male is hitting that shit from the back (doggie style) and you pretend like your about to cum. Then, you pull out and spit on her back, but keep the real jizz ready to go. When she turns around to see the mess you made, you hit her in the face with all of your next generations (sperm). Laugh it off then get a sharpie and draw a swastika (fuck if i know how to spell) on her lower back and put a tally mark below it. Now, everytime you fool her, stick another tally mark under the symbol. So now when you see a girl with a bunch of tallys, she either likes it, or is a dumbass mother fucker.
Yo, shit cuz, i fucking pulled a blitzkrieg on my bitch then dumped her ass, fucktard bitch.
by Fus10n July 21, 2006
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Blitzkriegz

To evacuate from every orifice onto ones lover.
This includes vomiting, peeing and defecation.
Last night my girlfriend let me Blitzkriegz on her chest
by Alaric Beaz October 13, 2008
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blitzer

yo i cant wait to get home and smoke me a nice blitzer
by Guiseppe10 June 22, 2010
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Blitzcrank

League's most Badass Champion!
He just grabbs your nice Booty and rapes you after.
Have fun!
Fist me daddy Blitzcrank!
by SwipeeZ February 23, 2018
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blitziin

Literally the most alpha of males, usually above 6'2. If he (or she) plays games, they are likely to have some of the best aim.
God that dude is nuts, he must be blitziin
by blitziin March 15, 2019
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clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night
Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!
by Jl3legend February 27, 2018
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BlitzBurger

One who is Horribly Skilled at All Video Games
damn blitzburger sucks
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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