blitzkrieg

An underrated NWOBHM band, that is only known because of a dumb Metallica cover.

Blitzkrieg is awesome, better than that shitty Iron Maiden.

by Mephysto July 2, 2009

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blitzy

if something is blitzy it is very cool or good or funky or whatever

wow that film was soo blitzy!!

by suzi February 22, 2004

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Blitz

Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.

Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!

Cheerleader: What the fuck!?

Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

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Taking your girl into a bedroom at a party to have sex and find there is a passed out girl on the bed. You and your girl fuck beside her and when you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it on the face of the unconscious girl then quickly leave.

Man, me and that girl we went into that bedroom for a quickie and there was a drunk girl passed out on the bed.

What did you do?

We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!

by Nitro in the 804 July 27, 2009

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blitzed

Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.

Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."

by alex shuts up April 11, 2006

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Blitz

A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.

Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.

"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."

by TheSASWiki May 28, 2019

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