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blapper

The handy thing u use to change the channel on the Tv.
Yo Mike this show sucks pass me the blapper.
by couch potatoe January 15, 2009
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Blaise

A fuckface who doesn’t wash there hair for weeks and tell people to kill them selfs and is gay but Obviously not. And he lies ALOT-sorry not sorry
Fuck Blaise
by Owoloveyourmom May 8, 2019
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Blaise

Flaming homo who enjoys long walks on the beach and having crazy hot sex with many different guys
Wow! That ugly piece of white trash must be a Blaise!
by MaddogGgggg January 19, 2011
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blap face

someone who has been or looks like they have been pig blapped. you can even use this word for someone with a falic mole on their face or any such goober looking thing on the face or head area that may have come from a penis.
like someone with a knarr booger haning out of their nose, that is a blap face
by thuglife3008 August 26, 2009
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creamy baps

when a pregnant woman tries to brestfeed but insted of clean mlk.a curdled and grisly mixture comes out of her nipple.
dave ` we will have no creamy baps here mary thanks`
by 23gnm3 February 19, 2010
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cheesy baps

Stemming from the phrase, jeesy peeps, to mean OMG, or to convey shock.
A phrase that gained popularity in "The Team" of Dollar, Scotland, due to its birth from a member of "The Team", while trying to convey shock at the level of difficulty of an x-box live game.
Cheesy baps, this game is so difficult.
by ELTeam April 30, 2008
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Blaise

The most douchy sounding name a faggatron could ever possess. Most likely a swag-fag from the mid-west trying to find meaning in his life and attempting to distinguish himself by wearing exactly what every other swag-fag wears. Acts black but is most likely white. The human vibrator for white trash women also trying to find meaning in their life. (Read other definitions of self bolstering for examples of maximum faggatory)
Individual A: Hey who is that guy wearing the "Obey" hat going around attempting to grope chicks?
Individual B: Oh thats just Blaise
Individual A: He looks like a douche with that haircut, and everyone keeps moving away from him slowly yet he keeps acting creepy.
Individual B: Thats just how he is.
Individual A: What's wrong with him?
Individual B: Something Freudian most likely
Individual A: The way he talks you'd think he has Cerebral Palsy or something
Individual B: Oh God he's coming over here.
Blaise: Sup Faggots, see that chick over there? (points to cum dumpster) Yeah, she just blew me in the back. I bet you guys wish you could be this OG, but if you ever do attempt to ride this dick to swag-topia I'll kick the shit out of you lil haterz. I mean seriously, how much do you bench? I'm benching like 320-340 right now. Y'all wish you could be me, thats the only reason you hatin. I'm out! *walks away*
Individual A: I honestly feel bad for him. He's so skinny... Should we let him keep living in this fantasy.
Individual B: Thats what the doctor said at the assembly.
by Jimmy Christian May 27, 2014
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