Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Beaner

A person easily distinguished by his "special" characteristics. A beaner often looks like or resenbles a mexican or person of hispanic decent. A beaner also usually has a way of putting himself in uncomfortable situations. A beaner shows no signs of emotion under pressure. Also a beaner sucks with girls. To "pull a beaner" consists of getting in a situation where you could "get some" and act like an idiot and ruin it, most likely by not talking to the girl at all and ruining any possibilities that could come out of the situation.

Oh my god! Don't be a beaner!

Get over there and talk to that girl! Don't go and pull a beaner like you did last time!

by bjismyname April 29, 2009

Beaner

A derogatory term for a person of Hispanic/Latino origin. The term originates to a staple of Mexican cuisine. Beans.

And I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino to my friend Thao Vang Lor. On the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing any of that... it's yours.

by Baron de Montesquieu September 17, 2010

Beaner

A Mexican immigrant agricultural worker, named for picking beans.

Look at those beaners working out in the field.

by Stanley P. August 21, 2005

bednetting

surfing the net, via laptop, in bed

bednetting is so much more chilled than sittin at ur desk

by sparkmeister October 2, 2007

Beanerbury

Also known as Westbury, a town in Nassau County,NY. On and east of Post Ave is loaded with illegals. They loiter and think alleys are toilets. Money wiring services abound on Post ave and Maple avenue. The school district is one of the worst on Long Island. The plaza at the corner of Post and Maple avenues is easy to mistake for a plaza in Mexico City, especially in summer.

Village of Beanerbury...Community for All Illegals

by LIisinvaded May 23, 2010

beaner hole

The hole in which a spick has formerly inserted his filthy genitalia and may or may not have left behind many hideous and contagious rashes or festering wounds.

"Gloria is pretty fuckin sexy, I mean I would really go to town on that shit, Straight lickin cheeks and shit ya know? Too bad Jose already bull fought that bitch and gave her that nasty beaner hole."

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015