Baptor

A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.

A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.

A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?

Baptor ministered his Mothers-Day sermon to the bubbling community: like a hungry athletic Wolf.

by creativeflame December 30, 2018

Bantos

2019 born word for banter in Spanish. The word was invented due to the lack of knowledge from English ignorants towards the Spanish language and the lack of banter. The word can be used just as you would use the English "banter".

The atmosphere is dead. Look at them, they have no bantos

by Ellani2019 May 28, 2019

Bantocked

There's always that one guy in the football team that's face somehow seems to attract footballs to it as though it's magnetized. The word 'Bantocked!' is often loudly exclaimed in amusement by teammates when that ball-smashed-in-the-face moment occurs. The victim is a generally a perpetually sad watery eyed fellow that can be found in the pub afterwards soothing its red swollen proboscis in a cool pint.

He was well and truly bantocked in the face by that shot.
Ouch!, he was proper bantocked there.

by five-bells-oracle November 14, 2019

barborian

A professional haircutter who won't stop chattering about dull trivia.

He sat in the chair, prepared for the barborian to give him a trim and a temporary lobotomy. He did not care who Justin Bieber was dating, what next week's weather was supposed to be, or who might have a shot at the playoffs.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Barborisas

Barborisas is in the most dangerous gang of the world 'Lyderastai'. His appearance is unknown, sex unknown, we only know his name.

Who the fuck is Barborisas

by Cock masters January 19, 2021

Barbontuious

Someone who is mega 💅💅💅 if you know what I mean

Omg look at her, she looks Barbontuious

by Quubi March 2, 2021

Baetoul

Baetoul is a one in a million type of person. It is synonymous to bae but a hecka more enhanced version. baetoul is unmatched. Can also refer to a drop dead GORGEOUS mama.

yoooo has anyone ever told you you are such a baetoul.
Awwww Batoul you didn’t have to!!

Damn, I want to be someone’s baetoul one day.

by ekayyyzz May 28, 2021