bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

Spill Yoghurt

As a male, to masturbate to an ejaculatory climax.

"Yo, That girl is very attractive."

"I fully agree. For that girl, I'd gladly spill yoghurt."

by ButtMcStuffins August 10, 2019

yummy yoghurt

shit that comes out the tip of ur dick when it gets tingly

Maddy hutton would love some yummy yoghurt rn.

by dick faggot 1 August 15, 2019

Nob Yoghurt

An alternative name for Male Ejaculate.

How can you still be hungry? I just gave you a big serving of Nob Yoghurt

by NobYog September 3, 2019

Fizzy Yoghurt

A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.

ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!

by ESBremzy October 11, 2019

nose yoghurt

The art of ejaculating into ones nostrils, then slurping it out...

Person1: Yo that girl is so cool, she let me nose yoghurt her

Person2: Bro that is gross

by Fdog111 June 15, 2020

Nasty yoghurt

Nasty yoghurt abbreviated to NY is teenage slang to convey disgust or something irkesome and convey a general sense of annoyance.

He is such a liar NY (nasty yoghurt)

by Bobywobylobydobymob July 15, 2023