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Willy Winker

1.Willy Winker is when you put your eyelashes on somebody's willy and blink continuously for the feeling of being tickled.
2. Willy Winking is the act of the Willy Wink.
I was willy winking with my boyfriend last night.
I was a willy winker last night.
by the blind girls dog May 27, 2014
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pussy wrinkle

A person who is not good enough to be called a pussy; they are only good enough to be compared to one of the folds of skin next to it.
Dino is being a real pussy wrinkle.
by CROD April 26, 2005
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Wankle

1) the jacking of a very small penis. To wank a winkle is to perform a wankle
2) The young son of a wanker or chavs who is already displaying wanker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you "guv" and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local Spar
1) "Mum, Sam's locked himself in the bathroom again!"

"Ah, leave him at it love, he's just having a wankle"

~"His dick was so tiny, I realised I was actually giving him a wankle"

2) "You know that twat down the road? Well, his lad dropped a crushed can of 'Kola' in my garden and then told me to "Chill the fuck out, Guv" when I told him to pick it up!"

"Jesus, what a wankle"
by MagickDio February 4, 2010
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Wrinkle

Something other people have. You have character lines.
Child "Mommy look at your wrinkles!"
Mum "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
by tennyz December 28, 2005
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penis wrinkle

Term to describe someone who is acting like a idiot.
"Bill, you Penis Wrinkle!" or
"Hey! Penis Wrinkle come here"
by Pitbull23 February 21, 2003
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wingle

Silly directionless bouncy energy, often related to fridays, and too much caffeine. Best used for spinning around and around on your chair saying weeee! Also very good for annoying co workers.
I am so full of wingle today
by Leesa Morgan July 24, 2008
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Winkie Toes

Some one who happens to have toes ,or a toe, shaped like a penis, or a 'Winkie'. The toe(s) is often longer than 'normal' toes and the pad of the toe is thicker than usual.
I was disgusted at the sight of my friends feet when I saw his Winkie Toes. I tried not to laugh, but it was too difficult to see a man with little penises growing off of his feet.
by Ransom Saito August 15, 2009
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