Wankle 

1) the jacking of a very small penis. To wank a winkle is to perform a wankle
2) The young son of a wanker or chavs who is already displaying wanker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you "guv" and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local Spar

1) "Mum, Sam's locked himself in the bathroom again!"

"Ah, leave him at it love, he's just having a wankle"

~"His dick was so tiny, I realised I was actually giving him a wankle"

2) "You know that twat down the road? Well, his lad dropped a crushed can of 'Kola' in my garden and then told me to "Chill the fuck out, Guv" when I told him to pick it up!"

"Jesus, what a wankle"

Wankle by MagickDio February 4, 2010

wankle 

a penis that belongs to a pimp

all the hoes love arsh's wankle

wankle by arsh May 24, 2004

wankle 

n. Any part of the human anatomy that is particularly fine, or erotic.

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Hey now. Look at the wankle on that.

You are quite sexist. You know that, right?

wankle by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012

Wankle 

After wearing socks in the sun, there is a tan line across were the sock hs been covering, that is known as a Wankle. - A white ankle -

'I went australia and came back with Wankles'

Wankle by George Da Guitarman May 24, 2008

wankle 

The word wankle is a derivative of the word 'wank'.

1) It can sometimes simply be used to mean wank (masturbate)

2) However, wankle can also imply that the wank is a smaller or faster affair than usual - this can be due to size of the genetalia (particularly if a penis is involved), or the length of time that the wank lasts (regardless of the genetalia involved)

1) Sarah: *knocks on bathroom door* 'oy, Sam, can I come in and clean my teeth, or are you having a wankle in there?'

2) I've spent all day checking out cheap porn on the Internet, I'm off for a wankle before the kettle boils

wankle by Dicky Dackle May 8, 2011

wankle 

v. to commit a bumbling act with negative effects, such as one might expect to be perpetrated by a wanker

Our crystal-clear HD reception is history ever since that TV man wankled the connection.

wankle by dmm8686 March 1, 2010

wankle 

when a women’s thighs meet her waist, similar to a cankle

that girls stomach is wankled

wankle by icycube October 1, 2018