Weekend Theater

A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.

Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.

by MarlboroRed May 01, 2009

weekend chinos

Just a great pair of pants

Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.

Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.

Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?

Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.

by doug longz November 16, 2010

weekend doormat

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.

Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.

by david dring April 05, 2006

Weekend content

There just isn't enough of it.

Hym "There's another difference between me and other entertainers; I don't take off on the weekends. I do, what, at least an hour's worth? There isn't enough weekend content and so I am left to fill the void. Only to be called lazy! J'accuse! I am but a humble clown. I only wish to entertain. And yet I am met with nothing but scorn 🥺 Does my dance along the edge of the window of acceptable discourse not entertain? Do my clumsily written antics not amuse? ☹️ Tragique..."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Weekend Warrior

Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...

John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!

by durka-durka-durkumf October 24, 2006

perfect weekend

a perfect weekend is when teams you hate lose while the team you love wins.

Sept 15th 2007. A Saturday of a perfect weekend - College Football: Auburn, Tennessee, and Notre Dame all lose while Alabama wins against Arkansas. Awesome.

by Capt_Ed September 16, 2007

Madden Weekend

A weekend with the bros sitting around the TV fighting over games of Madden.

Bro, what did you do last weekend?

My girls out of town, so I had a Madden weekend.

by holdmahdickkkk January 28, 2011