To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.
When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."
Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"
Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"
by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006
Get the Wake up with the Kingmug. by Call911ForRobux July 10, 2023
Get the Wake up filthymug. the act of eating wings (usually hot wings) immediately upon waking up.
usually the wings will be from the night before and one will leave them on a bedside table, though it's not uncommon for a friend to reheat them and wake you up with the reheated wings.
usually the wings will be from the night before and one will leave them on a bedside table, though it's not uncommon for a friend to reheat them and wake you up with the reheated wings.
by juliet johnnson...superwoman July 4, 2016
Get the wake n wingmug. The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.
Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.
Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.
Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.
by Sav313 March 20, 2016
Get the Wake me offmug. A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during
by Zelos9 May 18, 2019
Get the A Wake up Eggmanmug. When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.
This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
by Alosie December 4, 2009
Get the Waking the baby mammothmug. Waking up and hitting the vape - basically the same thing as waking up and having a cigarette, but with a vape.
by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017
Get the wake-n-vapemug.