Tridecimal

A number system having thirteen as its base, in which six times nine equals forty-two, and in which no one writes jokes.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Turd Lunger

Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.

Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.

by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009

turd supressor

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.

My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

Turd Whale

When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.

Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?

by Stand Wiper December 10, 2010

Turd-Bling

Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.

After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.

by hippie2011 January 9, 2011

Turd nozzle

One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.

"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"

by Airlats September 10, 2011

Tridrunkalon

A tridrunkalon is a competitive athletic event most often comprised of drinking a cheap beer, riding a bicycle offroad, and running. It is often considered the more sophisticated and difficult version of a triathlon.

Dan's mom doesn't think he will ever win another tridrunkalon.

by Leadout1 November 14, 2017