Definitions by Leadout1

Tridrunkalon 

A tridrunkalon is a competitive athletic event most often comprised of drinking a cheap beer, riding a bicycle offroad, and running. It is often considered the more sophisticated and difficult version of a triathlon.

Dan's mom doesn't think he will ever win another tridrunkalon.

Tridrunkalon by Leadout1 November 14, 2017

Chad-Postal

The act of becoming so enraged that you have the urge to throw whatever object might be in your hands, such as a bicycle.

One second he was using it as a walker, the next second he went Chad-Postal

Chad-Postal by Leadout1 April 18, 2017