Extreme Texting

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone

Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............

by mcom7 January 9, 2010

Booty Texting

Texting after ten o'clock. Trying to hook up some booty.

Who you booty texting?
My ex-girlfriend

by Sozzles August 7, 2011

Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009

tuxting

The act of sending a picture of oneself wearing a tuxedo to another.

Marc was tuxting his friend Kirsten so she could get a preview of how he would look at the prom.

by Marky D! May 12, 2010

Texting Shield

When a student uses another student as a sheild to block a teachers vision allowing them to text in class

Hey move over in front of me so i can use you as a Texting Shield

by ThyGinger November 12, 2010

texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.

dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me

by holly_340 November 22, 2011

Texting Up a Storm

1) The processes in which someone texts on their phone that his or /her thumbs disturb the air particles causing drastic wind flow subsequently leading to a storm/ hurricane.

2) When someone texts so quick they seem to reply to a text before it comes.

Guy 1:, Dude, it's windy today

Guy 2:, well you were texting up a storm to that chick last night

by Mpolo September 11, 2011